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Marriage is not a bed of roses is what some people claim or is it life in general? Anyway, you get the point, marriage is not easy. We found this list of the kinds of wives and husbands out there. You might identify the kind of spouse you have or the type you would like if you are not married yet.
TYPES OF WIVES
1. BOXING WIVES
These are the type of wives that fight with their husbands deliberately just to provoke him to anger. These kind of women are ready to fight with the husband mostly in the public area to create a scene.
2. HEADMASTER WIVES
These are the wives that are well paid in either their career or business but they disrespect and put their husband down because they have the financial edge over him.
3. POLICE WIFE
This type is very common. These are the wives that inspect or police their husbands everywhere they go … when the husband goes to the bathroom they pick up his phone to quickly check his messages. If the husband makes a call they hide behind the door to listen to every conversation. If the husband goes out they make sure he is followed and have friends that keep an extra eye on the husband’s activities.
4. DICTIONARY WIFE
These are the wives that don’t listen to the advise of their husband but rather they prefer to listen to their mother or sister or friend. Whenever their husband says something, they quickly go to verify from their mother, sister, friend etc like a dictionary to know if they should go ahead with what their husband instructed or not.
5. PARTY WIVES
They prefer to buy every available aso ebi plus shoe and bag to attend any available party even though her family does not have the financial muscle to entertain such expenses. They are readily available at every party and owambe thereby neglecting their children, husband and home.
6. PAMPERED WIVES
These are also known as “daddy’s little girl”. They call and report their husband to their father at any slight argument or conversation. The rich ones are highly dangerous especially when the husband is working directly for the father…
7. DUSTBIN WIVES
The name might sound harsh but they exist. These wives leave the home unkempt and dirty and you only see them rushing to clean the house when they have a visitor at the door. There are several occasions were some husbands get home after a day’s work only to find the house upside down and dirty.
8. GOD FEARING WIVES
They are caring and loving. Provide emotional needs and create extra time for family. Guide home spiritually, are very responsible and treat husband and family with respect.
9. FACEBOOK WIVES
They are always on the Internet, Instagram, posting pictures with twisted legs, chatting and even forget to do basic shores because they want to know what is happening on Facebook.
10. ABSENTEE WIVES
Taken away by work or business, hardly around to keep the household but husband is either still in love or needs her to meet material needs.
So for the ladies which one are you and for the guys which one do you currently have?
Now, let us look at the kinds of husbands out there…
TYPES OF HUSBANDS
1. BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE-DRIVER HUSBAND
Wants to be treated like a King but treats wife like a slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND
Husband for every woman. Loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND
Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND
Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND
Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
There you have it folks, what kind of husband/wife are you or would like to be.